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Homeland insecurity, in a 3-ounce serving

They took away my wife's Sensodyne toothpaste at the airport. We were flying down to Manhattan to see "Hamlet," so I suppose the thought could have been that an outraged retired schoolteacher might attack the Statue of Liberty with a huge toothbrush and whiten the statue's teeth beyond all recognition. I'd warned my wife: "I think you've ...

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